( more like edgy, but this is just her being playful now. now that she was aware of what exactly was going on [not the kidnapping part], she was a bit more relaxed about the whole thing. )
( this was probably going to be used against her at some point, or passed down to tatianna but she didn't care. he could brag about this on her behalf. )
well let's see...
I've owned a few switchblades, played with them a bit and what not. I've flirted with petty crime before, stealing and such, and I'm pretty good at handling weapons.
( he was the one who made them or picked them out to be sharp, so really he only had himself to blame. )
well I did hear about an interesting theory from my father once. something about information overload-
if you bog her down with a bunch of useless trivial information, she might miss the bigger picture or be less inclined to ask about serious things. in fact you can tell her that I'm not a natural blonde and I dye my hair once a month, and my roots every three months.
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that's okay. you don't have to tell me. i was thinking stuff about our worlds would be useful but i don't really know if it is
she wanted gossip on us. so. i'll put what you gave me... and i was thinking i could write my opinions too? on people
not about what they told me but what i think about them
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were only visible to her. for now though... )
that seems like a good idea but now I'm curious!
I mean you can write whatever you want about me but if you wanted to share...
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i'll try writing something first. but i'll make it positive
you don't give me any bad vibes
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well you know, I can be 'bad' too sometimes.
( more like edgy, but this is just her being playful now. now that she was aware of what exactly was going on [not the kidnapping part], she was a bit more relaxed about the whole thing. )
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Well then!! ]
what's the baddest thing you've done
[ Time to see how bad of a girl she is! Time to put some proof on the table! ]
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well let's see...
I've owned a few switchblades, played with them a bit and what not. I've flirted with petty crime before, stealing and such, and I'm pretty good at handling weapons.
my dad gave me a stun gun as a gift one year too.
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that's cool
did you zap someone with it?
and can you do cool moves with a switchblade?
i tried juggling with axes before
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but yeah I can do the hand-trick stuff, flipping and rolling them between my fingers and knuckles.
( okay, she may have been exaggerating about her badness. again, more edgy than bad. )
let me guess, didn't go so well?
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it really hurts
when the blade cuts you
[ :( ]
i still try it now and then but not 2 at a time
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( oh no, more call outs. )
are you sharing that with the gossip lady?
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[ Heeeaather... getting hurt hurts!!! ]
do you think i should?
i don't know if she wants to know that
but...
i guess i don't care if she knows
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( he was the one who made them or picked them out to be sharp, so really he only had himself to blame. )
well I did hear about an interesting theory from my father once. something about information overload-
if you bog her down with a bunch of useless trivial information, she might miss the bigger picture or be less inclined to ask about serious things. in fact you can tell her that I'm not a natural blonde and I dye my hair once a month, and my roots every three months.
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[ She even mentioned it in her profile. It's such a big deal for her! ]
i can add that in
do you wanna give her any hair tips too?
she had a lot of it
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( was this heather being actually mean and mischievous?
yes absolutely, even she had the capacity to do that. )
she should add lemon juice to her hair every night
and sleep with her hair wet after showering!
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[ Just give him a second to think about anything himself. ]
she should visit a stylist to fix what's on her head
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maybe we should find someone super inexperienced with hair and recommend them to her.
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I love it.
( and she doesn't even know about the kidnapping just yet! )
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[ Who doesn't do a little kidnapping on the side!!! ]
thanks for helping me out by the way
i appreciate it
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it’s the least I can do.
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but i think we should let the adults make their own party
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she’ll let that slide for now. )
yeah but theirs won’t be anywhere near as fun as mine was.
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yeah. but then they can deal with it when one of them gets really drunk and sad on the floor
and we can have the edibles next time
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something that warmed heather’s heart dearly. )
thankfully we didn’t have that go down.
and true, especially since I won’t be in charge for the next one. I could’ve really used one at the party but probably better that I didn’t.
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[ Sorry, Hank. ]
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