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[ingestion]

not someone...

but yeah I can do the hand-trick stuff, flipping and rolling them between my fingers and knuckles.

( okay, she may have been exaggerating about her badness. again, more edgy than bad. )

let me guess, didn't go so well?

[tinflower]

[ Don't call him out, Heather....... ]

it really hurts
when the blade cuts you

[ :( ]

i still try it now and then but not 2 at a time

[ingestion]

it can really cut through your thick skin?!

( oh no, more call outs. )

are you sharing that with the gossip lady?

[tinflower]

my axes are really sharp

[ Heeeaather... getting hurt hurts!!! ]

do you think i should?
i don't know if she wants to know that
but...
i guess i don't care if she knows

[ingestion]

aww well be careful next time!

( he was the one who made them or picked them out to be sharp, so really he only had himself to blame. )

well I did hear about an interesting theory from my father once. something about information overload-

if you bog her down with a bunch of useless trivial information, she might miss the bigger picture or be less inclined to ask about serious things. in fact you can tell her that I'm not a natural blonde and I dye my hair once a month, and my roots every three months.

[tinflower]

you're serious about your hair

[ She even mentioned it in her profile. It's such a big deal for her! ]

i can add that in
do you wanna give her any hair tips too?
she had a lot of it

[ingestion]

let's give her some 'tips'

( was this heather being actually mean and mischievous?

yes absolutely, even she had the capacity to do that. )

she should add lemon juice to her hair every night

and sleep with her hair wet after showering!

[tinflower]

i'm writing it down

[ Just give him a second to think about anything himself. ]

she should visit a stylist to fix what's on her head

[ingestion]

do we even have a stylist here?

maybe we should find someone super inexperienced with hair and recommend them to her.

[tinflower]

i'll offer her my axeperience[ GET IT!!!! ]

[ingestion]

gorgug you're terrible!

I love it.

( and she doesn't even know about the kidnapping just yet! )

[tinflower]

that's why i'm a bad kid

[ Who doesn't do a little kidnapping on the side!!! ]

thanks for helping me out by the way
i appreciate it

[ingestion]

it’s not a big deal, besides you really came through for me and my party.

it’s the least I can do.

[tinflower]

i like a good party. we should have more sometime

but i think we should let the adults make their own party

[ingestion]

( she wants to complain and say how she’s technically an adult but…

she’ll let that slide for now. )

yeah but theirs won’t be anywhere near as fun as mine was.

[tinflower]

[ He's being nice and not saying old people because he likes Maria and she was cool. ]

yeah. but then they can deal with it when one of them gets really drunk and sad on the floor

and we can have the edibles next time

[ingestion]

( that was one thing they could both agree on. heather herself was quite fond of maria, even if she did act like a mother at times-

something that warmed heather’s heart dearly. )

thankfully we didn’t have that go down.

and true, especially since I won’t be in charge for the next one. I could’ve really used one at the party but probably better that I didn’t.

[tinflower]

....we did. i sat with him for a while and tried to get him to sober up

[ Sorry, Hank. ]

did something happen to you?

[ingestion]

seriously?? why didn’t you tell me??!

( while that was going on, she had been dancing with mr. maximum legend. )

I guess I can tell you, but it seems like a lot to talk about over text…

[tinflower]

he seemed harmless. i didn't want to ruin your night

[ And one of them was having the better night...!! ]

i can come over

should i bring ice cream?

[ Look.

Sometimes, certain conversations require ice cream. ]

[ingestion]

yes and yes.

you truly are a good friend.

( and she means that! she’s at her apartment in the meantime if he does decide to come over. )

[tinflower]

i've been there

tell me the flavor. i'm omw

[ Because he's gotta go to the Kwik Trip to get that ice cream! It'll take ten or so minutes, but Heather's apartment will receive a set of three knocks on the door.

And a half-orc will be there, lifting his bag in hand. ]

I got sauces too.

[ingestion]

mint chocolate chip please!

( as she sent off that text, she began to clean up her place a bit and set her new pet rat up in his cage just in case gorgug was scared of rats.

when she heard the three knocks, she opened up the door wearing sweats this time instead of her usual getup. although what she was about to discuss was rather serious, she did have a bright smile to her face when she finally opened up the door. )

Oh hey, perfect. Come on in, I have some other stuff too like drinks and chips.

[tinflower]

We'll have a food coma.

[ So he says, giving her a smile right back. He'll walk in once she invites him in, amused by the idea of throwing chips in on the pile. But why not? Gorgug's got a big stomach, it won't complain about the food.

He's a polite boy, he'll walk whichever way Heather tells him to. Asking, at least: ] Are we eating from the tub, or from bowls?

[ What kind of ice cream situation is this? ]

[ingestion]

( once they were both inside and the door was closed, heather waved her hand towards the couch inside. nearby it was a small cage she had found that held her friend who seemed intrigued by gorgug.

for now though, she's already heading off to the kitchen to grab a few things for them [including the bowls and spoons]. )

I'm getting bowls, chips, and water for us-

( and soon enough, balancing all items on her hands, she's back to place everything on-top of the makeshift coffee table she made. a flat piece of wood and bricks right under it. fitting for a carefree teen like her. )

Thanks for coming on such short notice, I guess it just felt weird spilling my heart out over text you know?